Hey, it’s time to check those Assassin’s Creed games I’ve missed again. I don’t know why I even care about the series anymore, with Ubisoft’s lack of understanding of international digital distribution (I still have to invent ways to play the game in English, since all they sell here is in Russian with no choice), lack of understanding what the series are even about and constant boring design decisions. But I still do. So, I decided to check the 3 2.5D stealth action platformer titles called Assassin’s Creed Chronicles – China, India and Russia. All of them were designed by Climax Studios (who have very few good games on their very long profile) and made in Unreal Engine, which already makes them different from the “normal” Assassin’s Creed game. They are also linear and not open world. And they were all released and probably designed years after the fantastic Mark of the Ninja got released. So, I was hoping, that these games will be an interesting take on the rather stale franchise. Oh boy was I wrong…
Tag: Not recommended
Disapprove: The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut
Almost 5 years ago a completely unexpected action RPG came out. The genre was back on the rise after the success of Diablo 3 and Torchlight 2, but people wanted to see it evolve even more. Add more little weird touches, more curious takes on the same basic mechanics and gameplay loop. Darksiders 2, an action adventure at core, had lots of action RPG elements to it and Borderlands were a huge success at mixing FPS and action RPG. So there was The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, from rather unknown NeocoreGames, who had previously released rather mediocre series King Arthur: The Role-Playing Wargame. And the game was surprisingly fun. I mean, it wasn’t stellar, it didn’t revolutionize the genre or anything, but there were small touches that made the game work a bit closer to how a story driven action RPG would, like The Witcher, yet it remained at its core a pure monster killing loot gathering aRPG in all its simplicity.
But it was meant to be the first of 3 games. And the games that followed… well… Let’s just say, I’m not exactly sure the Final Cut of the series, that mixes all 3 games into one, is the cut I would’ve went with.
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Happy about: Zero Escape Trilogy
I’ve been curious about what became Zero Escape Trilogy for a while now. Original 999 (Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors) was released back in 2009 on Nintendo DS to very positive reviews on how it tackled the mix of visual novel and “escape the room” puzzles, while also using it’s branching narrative, common for visual novels, as a plot point for many worlds interpretation influenced plot. It was also one of the first attempts, to my knowledge, to bring the Cube (the movie) ideas to video game format, mixing horror, thriller and mystery novel and becoming somewhat of the “What if Cube, Saw and Agatha Christie’s “And Then There Were None” were anime”. Virtue’s Last Reward followed 3 years later on PS Vita and 3DS, and then in 2016 Zero Time Dilemma was released as a final chapter of the plot on the same systems, but also on PC. However, it wasn’t until Zero Escape: The Nonary Games release last year, that updated and re-released the first two games in one package, that I finally had a chance to check on them.
Late thoughts on: Metroid: Other M
For years, there have been several Metroid games that I couldn’t get around to playing due to the systems they were on. Now, since I was lent a Wii, I finally can. And I decided to start not with the games I will surely like (the Prime trilogy), but instead with something that I’ve attempted to play several times before and always got frustrated really quickly – the infamous Other M. Now that I have given it a proper 100% run, is it any better than you might’ve heard?
Haha, no, of course not.
Disapprove: Sherlock Holmes: The Devil’s Daughter
So, last time I told you how great the Crimes and Punishments is, how Frogwares have created not just the best game they ever made, not just the best Sherlock Holmes game, but one of the best examples of adventure games in recent history, if not of all time. For some reason, 2 years later they followed up with The Devil’s Daughter, which isn’t the worst game in their Sherlock Holmes series, but is very close to being one.
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Disapprove: Mafia III (with DLCs)
Mafia series has come a long way in, actually, well, becoming a “series”. And that way wasn’t all what people wanted. After ignoring Mafia III for a year, I decided to give it a chance. There’re regrets involved.
Thoughts on: The Silent Age, Mr. Pumpkin Adventure and Four Last Things
The art of point and click adventuring can be tackled in many different ways. Some focus on story, some on puzzles, some on comedy, some just try to create an unexpectedly deep adventuring via a simple mouse-based controls interface. The Silent Age, Mr. Pumpkin Adventure and Four Last Things, however, are of the simple sort. The story, the puzzles and the comedy.
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Thoughts on: Near Death, Firewatch and Maize
Three first person view games with heavy focus on exploration and open-ended maps. Three completely different approaches to that concept. Survival, drama and comedy. Done to varying degrees of success.
Thoughts on: Several games I’ve had no time to write about before
It is time again to write about a bunch of games I played, some of which I finished, but which didn’t really require a full on exclusive review for them (or even the dual/triple review post, for that matter). The games I will cover here are these: Pony Island, Refunct, Deus Ex: The Fall, Layers of Fear, Dream Machine, Hidden Folks, Clustertruck, Superhot, 2000:1 A Space Felony, Goat Simulator, Environmental Station Alpha, Ori and the Blind Forest and Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse. Yep, that’s a lot of stuff that piled up over the course of about half a year. Let’s get to it.
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Disapprove: Rise of the Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider used to be one of the biggest most important, most influential franchises. Then it started becoming stale, although, to be fair, with strong, refined games like The Last Revelations. So it got updated. Unsuccessfully. I feel like the fear of creating another Angel of Darkness still clings to the series with every next part that tries to change things. Maybe that’s why Rise of the Tomb Raider tried to avoid the change at all costs?