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Disapprove: Visions of Mana

05/10/2024 05/10/2024

As someone who didn’t play any Mana/Seiken Densetsu titles until the Trials of Mana remake, that I really enjoyed, I don’t really have any specific expectations from the series. All I want these games to be is fun jRPG/action RPG adventure titles with simple but exciting plots and some curious, if not necessarily revolutionary ideas. And while I didn’t enjoy my time with the Secret of Mana remake (and doubt I would’ve liked the original either), I still admired what it was trying to achieve as a SNES game from 1993. Plus, its story, while basic, was still curious and the world had lots of interesting and unexpected elements to it.

Which isn’t entirely lacking from Visions of Mana either – it does have its moments, its visual style is like concept art come to life and there is an adventurous spark to it. But unfortunately, it is also tedious, way too long for what it actually has to say and the cause for it all might not be some series of bad calls from the development team. No, the real issue here is that Visions of Mana feels like a game made by several teams, none of which knew what they were doing and why.

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Quick thoughts on: Sniper Elite V2 Remastered

21/06/2024 21/06/2024

Back when I’ve played Sniper Elite V2 about 10 years ago it was just a second entry in the budding middle budget franchise from Rebellion. A third person stealth shooter with emphasis on sniping and slow motion kills that could switch to the X-ray vision, it was somewhat novel and curious at the time, even if not particularly good. But the series evolved since then and Sniper Elite 4, while not among the best stealth action titles I’ve ever played, was an easy recommendation and an extremely satisfying game. And a year after its release, Rebellion decided to remaster V2 that originally released in 2013. In preparation for playing the latest entry in the series, I’ve decided to revisit this title and figure out for myself if there’s a point in playing this game, when you have the improved sequels.

O tempora: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection

29/04/2024 29/04/2024

O tempora is a series of retrospective posts where I play games from ages before to see if they stood the test of time.

While I suck at fighting games and (to a lesser extent) beat em ups, I grew during the era when they were The Coolest Thing Ever. A local arcade, and I’m still surprised we had one after the crapshow that was Soviet Union, had cabinets with Street Fighter II, Mortal Kombat, Streets of Rage II, Vendetta (Crime Fighters II) and, of course, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And all of the NES clones came preloaded with X games in one packages where at least one of the classic TMNT games would be included. The TMNT animated series from the 80s were also all the rage and so was the first live action movie. Heck, as a child I even liked the second one.

But it’s been decades, TMNT is no longer as popular as it used to be (though still quite liked), Konami stopped making good games and then any games (and are quite disliked). Curiously, the same year as this Cowabunga Collection released, a genuinely fun new game inspired by the titles from the collection was released – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge. So, while game preservation is really important, would there be a reason for people who didn’t grow up on the titles from this collection to check it out?

Disapprove: Alone in the Dark (2024)

26/03/2024 26/03/2024

Another decade, another attempt to revive Alone in the Dark. I’ve recently covered all of the previous games in the series (excluding Illumination, because who cares). The inspiring original trilogy that shaped modern action adventures, but aged poorly. A much simpler first reboot The New Nightmare that nonetheless did several incredibly ambitious things. Overly ambitious Alone in the Dark from 2008, that attempted to reinvent the genre but failed miserably. And now we have a third game simply titled Alone in the Dark, except this lacks any ambition of the previous entries.

Disapprove: Homefront and Homefront: The Revolution

20/02/2024 20/02/2024

There’s something fascinating about seeing two attempts at creating a game franchise fail so miserably as it happened with Homefront. I can understand why the publishers thought there was potential here – a franchise of FPS titles built around an idea of war happening on US soil. It could be provocative and novel and independently of quality of the end product guarantee to cause at least some uproar and publicity, positive or not. And its not like the attempts were the same, they tried approaching the same basic idea from rather different perspectives. Yet, both of them are very much not good and not worth playing at all.

Disapprove: Secret of Mana (2018)

01/02/2024 01/02/2024

Three years ago I’ve played the Trials of Mana remake which was my first introduction to the Mana (Seiken Densetsu) series. It was a very simple, but extremely fun and exciting action RPG that had the energy and ideas of the 90s redone with all of the experience and sensibilities of the 2020s. Countless games were inspired by Secret of Mana, and Ys and thousands of hack and slash games and their experience was poured into making Trials of Mana 2020, making it a fun experience a lot of modern players can instantly get into.

And now I’ve played Secret of Mana remake from 2018, which actually feels like a game from 1993 and it’s been a miserable experience throughout. Surprisingly, from what I’ve gathered, partially because some things in this remake made the game worse.

Disapprove: Diablo IV

25/11/2023 25/11/2023

What’s really unpleasant with the sunk-cost fallacy is when you know you’re engaging in it but is too stupid and stubborn to stop. Anyway, Diablo IV is the most miserable time I’ve had with any action RPG in my life and I’ve still wasted 55 hours on it. I really should’ve refunded it in the first hour, but… I mean, it’s “Diablo” and I have positive things to say even about the third game, as it can be very enjoyable if shallow. But this… oh boy, this was horrible.

Disapprove: Trine 5: A Clockwork Conspiracy

24/10/2023 24/10/2023

Trine series are a weird beast. The original wasn’t good, but had a lot of really cool ideas. All of which got majorly improved in the sequel, which was the first genuinely enjoyable title in the series. Then Trine 3 was released in Early Access and remained unfinished, mixing lots of very bad ideas with some of the genuinely best ideas in the franchise. And then Trine 4 came along and was mostly a straight up improvement again returning to the formula of 2, but making it more fun and adding fresh ideas. First hours with Trine 5 felt like I was playing 4 again, but with some tweaks and changes. It was charming, as always, and quite fun to play. But the more I played, the less fun the game got. And almost at the end of the game I gave up fed up with horrible design.

O tempora: Alone in the Dark 1, 2, 3

08/10/2023 08/10/2023

O tempora is a series of retrospective posts where I play games from ages before to see if they stood the test of time.

It’s been a while since I’ve last played any Alone in the Dark game. I admired the original and genuinely liked the 2008 game despite all of its numerous flaws. My favorite one was the first reboot, Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare. But the original still had that “something” about it that I really liked. Not the sequels, however. But for the sake of revisiting every game, I decided against my better judgement to play all of the first three Alone in the Dark games, knowing well that I will not enjoy the two thirds of the journey.

Thoughts on: Crysis Remastered Trilogy

24/03/2023 24/03/2023

I’ve revisited the original Crysis and Crysis Warhead just 3 years ago and that was the first time these titles at least somewhat clicked with me. As I’ve mentioned – I never found any of the titles in the franchise, apart from Crysis 3, to be all that fun. But replaying the first games, as rough as those original games are today, made me understand why someone would like them. Now that all numbered Crysis titles have gotten a Remastered release (sadly, Warhead was not remastered), I decided to play them and see if I can actually enjoy the experience.