Day one
Morning. I woke up to the sound of rain. Stormy winds. I had my breakfast and then went to the loo. I felt very strange in the loo. I knew: if I feel strange in the toilet – something bad is coming. Having a bad feeling I fired up my laptop and checked out the internet. And then I felt even more strange. Then i realized it was just the beans. The beans knew. It has returned. It almost ruined my life last year and it was back to finish what it started. The Steam Sale was on. I hid my wallet in the closet.
Day two
I woke up with an unpleasant realization that I was not in the bed. I was not. I was in the closet. Wallet in my hands. Horrified, I put the wallet back. I decided to binge watch the Hellsing anime in Japanese all day.
Watashi wa saifu o motte ikitai
Watashi ga kōnyū shitai
Day three
I’m trying to remember what I was writing in Japanese yesterday. No clue.
Asked a friend who is studying Japanese. My worst fears were confirmed. I wrote that I want to take my wallet and buy something. I jumped to my PC. No. No purchases were made. I didn’t have time to. So that’s why I woke up near the closet today…
Day four
Couldn’t resist, started watching the discounts. I feel like I might buy something today. Maybe that’ll fix it.
Bought 4 games. Were on a wishlist for a while. Feeling much better now. Going to bed with clear conscience.
Day five
Woke up in front of a working PC. I might’ve sleepwalked here to check on more discounts. Called the bank to check if there were any purchases. There weren’t. Feel good.
New discounts.
Day seven
Dear God, what have I bought yesterday?! I can’t even remember! What do I do now?… I should go for a night walk, so I can sleep through the next day. I should get some good drinks…
Day eight
I was hoping to sleep through this day, but I have insomnia. I haven’t slept for more than a day. But my body cannot sleep. It wants new discounts. Few more hours
Want to sleep badly. Just a few more seconds and the timer resets. Maybe then I ca
Day ten
I am on the street in a city I don’t know. I guess, my body instinctively tried to protect me from purchases. Getting a cab.
Home again. No purchases were made, thank god. Maybe my subconsciousness will help me get through this.
Day eleven
I am having sex in a dark room. Nine people are watching me. It smells of gas, piss and gunpowder. It’s lighter now. My partner is beautiful… but her face is Gabe. “Buy buy buy buy buy buy,” – her face gets closer to mine.
Buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy…
I woke up screaming. I might be getting insane.
Day fifteen
I’m regularly buying games on discounts. It actually feels good. I stopped worrying and learned to love the sale.
Deigh ateen
sales. hands itchy. tasty.